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 Little Johnny was sitting one day on a dock. Along came a preacher and sat down beside him. Little Johnny had a mason jar full of what looked like water and he was turning it over and over, watching the bubbles float through it. The Preacher asked, "What are you doing with that water?" Little Johnny studied the contents of the jar for a moment, then explained, "Preacher, this here is turpentine. It's the strongest liquid in the world." The preacher replied, "Son, Holy water is the strongest liquid
in the world. Did you know if you rub a little Holy water on a pregnant woman's belly, she will pass a baby boy?" Little Johnny thought about this one for a minute, and then remarked, "Nope, this here turpentine is still the strongest because if you rub it on a cat's ass, it can pass a speeding car!"
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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman. They go to a park and a Genie pops out of thin air.
"This is a magic slide." said the Genie indicating a sparkling slide, "Shout what you wish for as you slide down and you will land iin a pot of it at the end of the slide."
The Englishman slid down. "Gold." he shouted on his journey. Sure enough, he landed in a pot of gold.
The Scotsman slid down. "Silver" he shouted on his journey. Sure enough, he landed in a pot of silver.
The Irishman slid down. He shouted "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
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heather
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English man, Scottish man, and a Irish man, stranded on a Ireland
They come across a Genie lamp
the English man rubs the lamp and out jumps the genie, he grants them one wish each
English man I wish to be back home with my family, his wish was granted
Scottish man I wish to be back home with my family, his wish was granted
it was know the turn of the Irish man, he thought hard and then said
I'm lonely hear on my one, i wish my 2 mates would come back
his wish was also granted
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lol!!
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