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 Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:53 am Post subject: An Escaped Convict |
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 An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it."
"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a really nice, tight-looking ass!!!!!!!"
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vicki
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| Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:44 pm Post subject: |
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lol
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hazza
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| Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:24 pm Post subject: |
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| oh no dats a gd 1 lmao! |
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vicki
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| Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 9:15 am Post subject: |
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lol
sure is
kwl signature btw
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| Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 2:06 pm Post subject: |
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thnx hun    |
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